My name is Sassa.
The Real Mama.
I started this blog as a passion project so that my voice could be heard, and maybe there were some mamas out there that might get a good laugh out of it. I am a mother to two wonderful children. My oldest daughter Aria was 18 months old at this blog’s inception, and my son was three months. I love them SO much, but motherhood is A LOT. I’m here to make that easier. Whether that be you getting a good laugh out of the crazy shit my kids do or using one of the books or item recommendations from my neurotic research pre, during, and post-babies (is there ever really a post, though?). I see you, mamas, and I’m here to tell you the REAL shit.
Blog Archive
- Stubborn Babe
The newborn phase is tough. Sleepless nights; waking every three or so hours; operating in a haze of confusion and anger; hating my husband for not being able to bear and birth children (I mean come on…my body goes to shit and he complains about putting on a couple of “sympathy” pounds). Not to mention… Read more: Stubborn Babe - Lovevery Play Subscription Kits
I get commissions for purchases made through links in this post. Mother’s day is upon us! Do you know of any expectant mothers? This is the perfect gift idea or registry item! I’m a teacher. That means I have the natural born talent for overthinking things. I feel like that is also the epitome of… Read more: <strong>Lovevery Play Subscription Kits</strong> - Poop Chronicles: Gifting Shit
When becoming a parent, you should’ve known that your role was synonymous with poop. If you didn’t, let this be your shitty wake-up call! If you’ve read one of my previous posts in this category, you already know… I have some shitty kids. I don’t mean their temperament. I mean it literally. Shit. While my… Read more: <strong>Poop Chronicles: Gifting Shit </strong> - Picture Perfect
Ahh, the holiday season. Where you get beautiful photos with family and friends showing you how wonderful their children are shaping up to be. Spectacularly crafted cards that line your fridge, doorway, or maybe even a fancy card holder thingy ma bobber. I was always so envious of the beautiful photos in the orchards or… Read more: Picture Perfect - The Poop Chronicles II: Shit Eventually Happens
If you’ve read my previous post, you know that parenthood is all about dealing with shit. Literally. Shit. Though my daughter is notorious for her poop crib painting (see the previous post here), my son has quite a different reputation. For the first few weeks of his life, my husband and I were genuinely concerned.… Read more: <strong>The Poop Chronicles II: Shit Eventually Happens </strong>
