I feel like no one really told us the truth about parenting. None of the things I read and people I talked to told us what it’s all about: shit. I mean that, literally. Feces. Poop. Crap. Stool. Bowel movements. Whatever you want to call it. Parenthood revolves around what comes out (or, in my […]
The Poop Chronicles I: Painting Shit Read More »
I finally get both babies on a schedule where they nap at the same time…give Aria lunch, keep Rio awake in the bouncer, change Rio’s diaper, put Rio down to sleep, change Arias’s diaper, put Aria down to sleep, think I’m killing the mamahood game, remind Aria that yiayia (grandma) is doing bedtime tonight to
An Hour in the Life of a Real Mama (stream of consciousness) Read More »
Become a parent, they say. It’ll be fun, they say. As I type this, my one-month-old just got to sleep, and my 18-month-old just woke from her nap. I maybe have time to write a sentence before tending to their requests. In the case of my daughter, demands. My husband and I joke that when
